#awkward Twitter Tweets & Topics

I was in the break room with my boss and they were watching something on their phone.

Me thinking I heard some satire comedy: "Is that SNL I haven't watched that in a while"

My boss: "No its fox news" and they leave the break room....

😳

#oops #snl #FoxNews #awkward

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So I floated down to ACU and the charge nurse is bashing my nurses.. not sure what to do here now lol #awkward

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my dad walked in on my bathtub ariana grande karaoke session when i was hitting the high notes of the final chorus on dangerous woman.
#awkward

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Danielle is literally most of us... Lindsay and Carl are #awkward #summerhouse

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@KREAYSHAWN I asked a flat Earther if the sun was also flat...looked me dead in the eyes and said “no that’s just dumb to think that” #awkward #reallyjustWoW

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@RatBoyCurry @rickygervais @myleftfang This seriously made me snort laugh while at an interpreting job 😂 #awkward #oops

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من چندبار تا حالا پسرهای اسرائیلی قبل از باز کردن دهانشون با پسر ایرانی اشتباه گرفتم.
#awkward 😬

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Y’all, I know WAY too much info about Jeffrey Dahmer....😳

#serialkiller #truecrime #junkie #awkward #wannabefriends

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so I got my prom dress buttt..still have no date #awkward

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@piaggiosofia Interesante notar que esta es la respuesta a la pregunta "¿Te estás sacando un moco?" y si te lo llegan a preguntar bueno #awkward

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@MLBTV probably should hold back on the Astros offensive highlights from the last few years... #awkward

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Awkward moment when someone asks how I’m doing and instead of responding I just offer them my snack and start talking about how it’s from Holland 🤷‍♀️ #awkward #anxiety #depression

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Sometimes you be ear fucking yourself with that Q-tip and you look up to lock eyes with the roomie. #ahem #what #ohface #awkward #earsnatch #screamingorgasm

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So I'm at a wedding as a plus one (I don't know the bride or groom) and I'm the only black person here!! #Awkward

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3 weeks into my new job and I’ve been asked out twice. Thank God I switch to the morning shift 🙌🏼 shit was getting #awkward lol

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Steve: “Name a place you wouldn’t want to hear your father say he met your mother?”

Contestant: a bar!

* #1 answer - crowd cheers👏🏼👏🏼

**Sveta and I, who met 6 years ago at a bar called Retrievers, holding our 6 month old son: 😳😳😳😳, oh.
#Awkward.

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Me accepting a compliment.
Them: you have beautiful skin
Me: thank you! I feel like it’s the acne that keeps me looking much younger than I am!
#awkward

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Wow @PeteButtigieg trying to make it look like he has black and brown votes with 3 women behind him. Camera pans out...everyone in the room is white. #awkward #NVCaucus #NevadaCaucus2020

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I went to a chicken spot to see if they sold coffee and hugged the employee after she told me they didn’t sell any 🤦🏾‍♀️ LMFAO #AWKWARD

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Ya ever just forget you turned off the “safety” on your Twitter account now you’re scrolling through uncensored dicks in public?... No, just me? Ok... 😬 #oops #awkward #moment #in #public

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The one thing the Simpsons didn't get right? It's hell being Mel #melgibson #awkward #mrsmithgoestowashington #thesimpsons #itshellbeingmel #sugartits

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At Kid1’s basketball game earlier , trapped between Hubby’s boss&wife who’s grandson Kid1 was playing and a very loud pro-Kid1’s team mom who wanted a foul on every play. #awkward

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Look on her face says “get out my bubble” @DutchBros #dutchbros #coffee #awkward #personalbubble

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#AwkwardSelfies #Awkward #Selfie @ Hampden Park, Eastbourne

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@janmcfarlane4 @houmhouyia @drjawalsh @docrussjackson British citizens used EU healthcare more than EU citizens used UK healthcare.

#awkward

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I don’t know how this keeps happening to me but people at work keep randomly suggesting I watch these movies about babies, or adopted babies, or foster kids. Do they know how much I’ve gone through to NOT want to watch those? #Awkward

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I am so bad at this getting to know each other part of dating. #awkward I legit just want to tell my whole life story right away. Get it all out at once. #helpme

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I feel like Danielle is very salty/jealous #summerhouse

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