In one feverish sitting I devoured an ARC of this masterpiece, commonly known as the best book of the 21st century. @duchessgoldblat, you’ve outdone yourself!
Gather ‘round Michael, everyone! Send support and love. He may be weak from the adrenaline rush. Swarm! Swarm!
@GlendaBurgess Glenda, I can’t have you feeling deprived. Come sit on my lap.
@duchessgoldblat I’m starting to feel signs of serious Duchess fever and ARC deprivation.
@lucekel I thought you had one! Hacienda must be unloading them all through the commissary.
@duchessgoldblat What do I have to do to get an ARC? Have my daughter beg?
@sboumedi No one is getting early copies from me. Any copies in my hands went to Hacienda and Lyle, which feels fair; they’re in it, after all.
@duchessgoldblat Of course this will be a superb masterpiece; it’s just difficult for those of us not in your chosen inner circle to be relegated to forlornly standing by, waiting for the day the rest of us plebeians can catch a glimpse of greatness. The suspense is killing me.