Sure, keeping a juicy, succulent secret to yourself builds core body strength, but at what cost?
@duchessgoldblat One wouldn’t want to blow out a knee Your Grace.
@duchessgoldblat Finally. The secret (ha!) to next year's beach body.
@duchessgoldblat Isn't this why we have corsets, Your Grace?
@duchessgoldblat I think it’s why my hair fell out, Your Grace.
@Iacoguy I will follow the proud tradition of my ancestors and keep your secret safe by only telling six people.
@duchessgoldblat You already know my big secrets, I can’t keep anything from you
@duchessgoldblat I'll tell you, dear, if you promise that it goes no further.