OK, no more guesses about @duchessgoldblat's possible IRL identity. Instead I shall spend my time fruitfully, urging you to preorder BECOMING DUCHESS GOLDBLATT (@HMHBooks, July 2020). I have read it, and it is THAT GOOD.
We have to make Bethanne happy.
@duchessgoldblat I'm going to preorder this as soon as I can
@readalltweets But you can rest in the perfect peace of joyful anticipation. Their fun is over.
@duchessgoldblat No more blue-check people bragging about reading the book! It is too many months for us to have to endure this torture.
@duchessgoldblat Hearing about the speculation brings me back to an earlier and, frankly, far more delightful time on Twitter. Back to the time of vodka and Riesling, fields of wild ponies, maps of Crooked Path, and your 500 person following limit.
@kimberlyburnspr @duchessgoldblat I've known from Tweet one between us who Her Grace is; in the same way my address, birth cert info, gender, sexuality, profession, etc are irrelevant, so are Hers. We are, all of us, those places in the heart & soul where we connect, it can't be named, it's lived. And I love Her.
@duchessgoldblat I will never understand why people seem to believe that our dear Duchess could be anyone but her delightful own self 💁🏻♀️.
@duchessgoldblat So you’re just minding your business being an internet wit and somebody slides into your dms with a book deal? What a time to be alive.