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2kids2dogs1luv

Live simply so that you may simply live

Navigating my life with 2 kids, 2 dogs, & 1 husband. Tired of waiting for (good) karma payback; time to do it myself.

Phoenix, AZ

Joined on 10 June, 2013

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There is a #KateSpade #wicker #purse in the shape of a #monkey. I repeat - wicker purse, shaped like a monkey. It looks like a toy for a child. Price tag? $398. To say I am baffled is an understatement. To have the kind of $ to buy a $400 wicker monkey... wow. Or, why?!

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15 has an assignment (project) for trig. She was upset with me that I wasn't "even trying" to help. Sadly, I have NO idea what she is doing. Wish I understood, wish I could help. Very grateful she is competent in math & will figure this out. #Trigometry #math

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Replying to @jasonpwoodbury: I’m trying to recognize reality & grapple with the notion that the shut down isn’t sustainable for anyone but the most…

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I’m trying to recognize reality & grapple with the notion that the shut down isn’t sustainable for anyone but the most privileged & that it’s going to end—that’s the choice that’s been made. But the new lines that have been drawn guarantee the culture wars will only intensify.

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I'm 50 years old. I'm Jewish. I've taught Sunday/Hebrew school for 14 years. I work in (orthodox) day schools. Tonight, I am watching Fiddler on the Roof for the first time. Better late than never right?

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Quoted @azcentral

Drinking alcohol may increase your risk of getting coronavirus, WHO reports

That's shitty news for millions of people.

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I'm being driven around the neighborhood by 15, who is dropping off cards to all of her friends. What are you up to today?

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Hey #heartburn, fuck you. #anxiety is making sleep difficult enough. Gonna be a shitty night. Oh, wait, that's nothing new.

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Watching #coraline with 19. Weird movie.

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Asked a friend how she's holding up. She replied #meh. I responded #verymeh. Her brilliant return #mehtoo. If it isn't trending, it should be.

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Replying to @ebethhasissues: Gen-Xers have been training for quarantine our entire lives. No other generation is perfectly happy staying in their ro…

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Gen-Xers have been training for quarantine our entire lives. No other generation is perfectly happy staying in their room, alone, listening to sad music & watching John Hughes’ complete oeuvre on repeat like us. #coronapocolypse #StopTheSpread #GenX #StayTheFHome #COVIDー19

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Does this mean there is hope? Nah, means the sun came out during the rain.

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Summary of current time: we've lost all our (invested) money, any money we do have we need to buy price-gouged toilet paper, and none of it matters, 'cause we're all gonna die.

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Quoted @platopoker

We needed a new toilet brush and my wife thinks I am crazy for ordering it on Amazon instead of going to the store. What do you think? #store #order #AmazonPrime

Add your opinion. Please. Well, maybe don't if you side with @platopoker I do my fair share (too much) of #Amazon shopping, but some items just say to me: "go to a store".

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I'm so glad I don't care about Valentine's day. I've had a day piled in deep, smelly shit. Now to climb out. Wish me luck. I need it.

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The #irrationality of a #teenager: 15 is upset with me because I'm tired.

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I am so foolish to think 15 will actually do what I request.
#teenager
#listen
#followdirections
#parenting

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Listening to 15 study #math. Honestly wonder why we still teach certain things to every student. #realworldmath would be be more beneficial. We have removed practical schooling and replaced it with college bound programming. Thing is, not every student will go to college. #VocEd

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