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CeciliaBelll

Cecilia Bell

Reader, mediocre but well-intentioned gardener, Irish terrier fan. She/her.

Treaty One Territory

Joined on 19 October, 2012

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Replying to @rodrigofstoll: The Bellwoods Kiss

Directed by Edward Pond
Shot by Bob Gundu

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The Bellwoods Kiss

Directed by Edward Pond
Shot by Bob Gundu

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Replying to @oliviasolon: Three years ago I wrote about what happens when a Roomba meets a dog turd, AKA ‘poopocalypse.’

Today it happened to me. I…

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Three years ago I wrote about what happens when a Roomba meets a dog turd, AKA ‘poopocalypse.’

Today it happened to me. It was every bit as horrifying as you would imagine

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Quoted @kambabe

LOOKING FORWARD TO OUR FRIDAY MEETUP.

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Replying to @RexChapman: Ok, who did this?

the internet is undefeated...

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Replying to @vilruse: A thread of Taika Waititi smiling but his smile gets bigger as you keep scrolling

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Replying to @humorandanimals: the results of buying 400 used tennis balls from ebay
(Marissa Ferguson - Berg FB)

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Ok, who did this?

the internet is undefeated...

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I really want this work week to be over.

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A thread of Taika Waititi smiling but his smile gets bigger as you keep scrolling

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Quoted @zellieimani

If 2020 was a food, what would it be?

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Quoted @BossierS

Twitter teaches me something every day.

Today I learned who Lana Del Rey is.

And tomorrow, may she be consigned to the dustbin of

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Quoted @BibiLynch

Crowded Horse

Skinny Peppy
Rash
SHAM

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I don’t want to be a city snob or anything (and I have some strong rural attachments) but I am fully grateful not to live in a place with an “iconic” water tower.

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Quoted @saerodynamic_

quote rt this with how intimidating YOU think you are on a scale of 1-10 and let other ppl reply to it with how intimidating THEY think you are

Well, nobody on here actually knows me, but I am pretty sure I come across as intimidating. One clue was when, as a child, I caused a salesman to beg me to say what I was thinking. But a student told me that after she got to know me, she realized there was nothing to worry about.

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Time for Streetcar Named Desire!

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the results of buying 400 used tennis balls from ebay
(Marissa Ferguson - Berg FB)

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Whoa. Unless they’re planning to run classes 24/7 to reduce class sizes to a third of the usual this is impossible by point 3.

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Quoted @kthorjensen

We all fantasize that the big wet President is going to have that one fatal verbal fuck-up but let’s be straight, he could call Obama a hard-R N-word and the Times headline would be like “Some Believe President Trump’s Off-The-Cuff Remark Had Potential Racial Undertones”

“Had Potential Racial Undertones” is strong wording for those publications. “Are Allegedly Controversial” maybe.

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Last night I dreamt that the movie Maid of Honor was a Jane Eyre retelling. I can’t wait to find out what my subconscious has in store tonight.

*I have never seen the move Maid of Honor, but I accept this as canon.

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Quoted @IL0VEthe80s

👇🏻

Beer shampoo. Actual store-bought beer shampoo.

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Quoted @notEricMin

If you ever have moments of uncomfortable silence when teaching a class, remember that there was once a 130-minute pause during armistice negotiations in the Korean War.

Probably someone just needed to repeat the question.

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My mom is texting me to tell me to put a note in my tax file to ask about writing off part of my house because I'm working at home. That's what we've come to, folks.

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Quoted @_King_Wise

What a legend that kid is to throw it back in 💪🏾

Replying to @Virtuous_Queen_: Whew kicking that door back close dad!!! I know that's right!

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Whew kicking that door back close dad!!! I know that's right!

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