Jessica Naipier-Kane ( @Crankynewperky ) Twitter Profile

Crankynewperky

Jessica Naipier-Kane

Goth is wrong.
Full time housekeeper to five boys, including the dog.
Undead, undead, undead.

Joined on 12 October, 2016

  • 17 Tweets
  • 148 Followers
  • 649 Following

Replying to @KeithOlbermann: RANDALL WENT ON THE KILL LIST JUST 8 DAYS AFTER ARRIVAL? Randall is afraid and avoiding everything. And he’s just a pup…

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Replying to @kylegriffin1: Breaking via NYT: The DOJ IG report "debunks a series of conspiracy theories and insinuations about the FBI that Mr. Trum…

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RANDALL WENT ON THE KILL LIST JUST 8 DAYS AFTER ARRIVAL? Randall is afraid and avoiding everything. And he’s just a puppy of 19 months, already an abandoned pet. Randall #81309 dies tomorrow without Rescue pledges via @TomJumboGrumbo PLEASE RT RANDALL!

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Breaking via NYT: The DOJ IG report "debunks a series of conspiracy theories and insinuations about the FBI that Mr. Trump and his allies have put forward." IG Horowitz "made no finding of politically biased actions" by top Comey, McCabe and Strzok.

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Replying to @andylassner: Breaking:

Just got word from @EliseStefanik that she would not like #ByeByeElise to trend.

Do not send a tweet with the…

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Breaking:

Just got word from @EliseStefanik that she would not like #ByeByeElise to trend.

Do not send a tweet with the hashtag #ByeByeElise

It would only boost the highly qualified and honorable @TedraCobb

So please DO NOT use the hashtag #ByeByeElise

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Replying to @girlsreallyrule: Fiona Hill defending Col. Alexander Vindman from "dual loyalty" accusations: "This is a country of immigrants...Everyo…

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Fiona Hill defending Col. Alexander Vindman from "dual loyalty" accusations: "This is a country of immigrants...Everyone immigrated to the United States at some point in their family history. And this is what, for me, really does make America great."

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Quoted @Fahrenthold

NEW: The Secret Service spent $250K at @realdonaldtrump's properties in his first 5 months in office -- paying POTUS's business ***$2,000 a day*** in taxpayer funds, new documents show.

Replying to @Fahrenthold: This stunned me. A single golf outing by @realdonaldtrump in April 2017 appears to have brought Trump's club $28,800 in sp…

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This stunned me. A single golf outing by @realdonaldtrump in April 2017 appears to have brought Trump's club $28,800 in spending by the Secret Service agents who protect Trump.
Thanks to @propotp for obtaining these documents.

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Replying to @dog_rates: This is Bear. He was abandoned as a puppy due to his OCD, but quickly found a new life as a koala detection dog. As wildfire…

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This is Bear. He was abandoned as a puppy due to his OCD, but quickly found a new life as a koala detection dog. As wildfires devastate Australia’s east coast, Bear is doing his best to locate any injured or misplaced koalas. He’s their unexpected savior, and our thirteenth 15/10

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Replying to @KeithOlbermann: THIS IS UNCONSCIONABLE. Randall was taken off the death list Wednesday, put BACK on Wednesday. Just a puppy of 19 month…

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THIS IS UNCONSCIONABLE. Randall was taken off the death list Wednesday, put BACK on Wednesday. Just a puppy of 19 months, already an abandoned pet, given just 8 days in adoptions, Randall #81309 dies today. Rescue pledges via @TomJumboGrumbo PLEASE RT!

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Replying to @KeithOlbermann: FRIENDLY. RELAXED. LOVES KIDS, DOGS, CATS. Chuck D may still die today after his “human” dumped him saying he no longer…

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FRIENDLY. RELAXED. LOVES KIDS, DOGS, CATS. Chuck D may still die today after his “human” dumped him saying he no longer had time for him. Now he’s losing heart, becoming afraid. Save Chuck #78760: Rescue/F/A pledges via @TomJumboGrumbo PLEASE RT CHUCK!

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Replying to @KeithOlbermann: BARDI LOVES PEOPLE - BUT NEEDS TIME TO ADJUST TO THEM so they gave her 2 whole weeks before threatening her life. A 3-y…

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Replying to @ddiamond: @jonfavs sign-ups are down about 13% compared to last year, @JoshuaFAPeck wrote today, concluding tha…

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Replying to @thehill: Tensions spike after GOP Sen. Joni Ernst blocks vote on House-passed Violence Against Women Act reauthorization https://t.co/W…

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Tensions spike after GOP Sen. Joni Ernst blocks vote on House-passed Violence Against Women Act reauthorization

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Replying to @petridishes: fully exonerated

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Replying to @SaoSasha: somebody on twitter today: trump's weird hand-scrawled denial today sounds like a ramones song.

me:

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BARDI LOVES PEOPLE - BUT NEEDS TIME TO ADJUST TO THEM so they gave her 2 whole weeks before threatening her life. A 3-year old stray, adores play, shows the essentials of a great pet; may die today. Pledges for Bardi #80514 via @TomJumboGrumbo PLEASE RT

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Replying to @RedTRaccoon: Report: Nikki Haley Used Unclassified Email System During North Korean ICBM Crisis Because She Forgot Her Password

https:…

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Replying to @woodruffbets: Exclu: Lev Parnas helped set up meetings and calls for Nunes and his team as part of their investigative work, his lawyer…

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Replying to @oneunderscore__: New from me + @dylanbyers:

Mark Zuckerberg had a secret dinner with Donald Trump and Peter Thiel last month, @NBCNews

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Replying to @RVAwonk: NEW: Trump hosted a secret dinner with Mark Zuckerberg Peter Thiel last month.

This was the 2nd time time Zuck met with Trump…

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Replying to @SketchesbyBoze: when it comes to women, I tend to fall for ageless golden-haired river-spirits who collect water-lilies. when it comes…

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NEW: Trump hosted a secret dinner with Mark Zuckerberg Peter Thiel last month.

This was the 2nd time time Zuck met with Trump in October, and it took place right as Zuck defended Facebook’s decision to let politicians buy the right to lie on its platform.

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New from me + @dylanbyers:

Mark Zuckerberg had a secret dinner with Donald Trump and Peter Thiel last month, @NBCNews has learned

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Report: Nikki Haley Used Unclassified Email System During North Korean ICBM Crisis Because She Forgot Her Password

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when it comes to women, I tend to fall for ageless golden-haired river-spirits who collect water-lilies. when it comes to men, I like emotionally tormented sea captains who stab the table with a knife while studying a map in their cabin.

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Replying to @KeithOlbermann: KYRA MAY DIE THURSDAY BECAUSE SHE’S SHY. It’s a leading killer in shelters. She hides in the cage. When coaxed out she…

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Exclu: Lev Parnas helped set up meetings and calls for Nunes and his team as part of their investigative work, his lawyer tells me

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somebody on twitter today: trump's weird hand-scrawled denial today sounds like a ramones song.

me:

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@jonfavs sign-ups are down about 13% compared to last year, @JoshuaFAPeck wrote today, concluding that there’s little federal effort to promote open enrollment.

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KYRA MAY DIE THURSDAY BECAUSE SHE’S SHY. It’s a leading killer in shelters. She hides in the cage. When coaxed out she yearns for human contact and butt rubs; is great on walks. We need to save Kyra #77960 with pledges via @TomJumboGrumbo PLEASE RT KYRA!

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fully exonerated

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