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DanaDeeSaravia

Dana Saravia

The KhalLisa Simpson. But you knew that already.

Baltimore, MD

Joined on 24 February, 2015

http://whatthehelldammit.blogspot.com/

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Pumpable cheese, ew @colbertlateshow #LSSC

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. @edhelms is right on about you gotta wear a mask. #TeamCoco #Conan

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I miss roller coasters almost as much as Spanish mackerel. @TeamCoco @AndyRichter @ConanOBrien

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Whoo hoo!! It's @AndyRichter 😀👍 @TeamCoco

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I keep wondering why @ConanOBrien doesn't put some deely bops and/or a necklace on Teddy R. back there.

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OMG @ConanOBrien & that hair 😂 WTF @TeamCoco #Conan

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Replying to @THR: 'Schitts Creek' creator @danjlevy on deciding not to include homophobia or bigotry of any kind in the show: "My solution for that…

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Replying to @ElayneBoosler: When I toured the middle east for our troops, there were signs posted everywhere warning the soldiers not to rape other…

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Replying to @thatbilloakley: It is rather remarkable that grossly mishandling a pandemic resulting in the deaths of more than 100,000 Americans may…

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Replying to @amyklobuchar: In Arizona, Native Americans were forced to travel up to 280 miles to vote. That’s voter suppression. AG Barr must work w…

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It is rather remarkable that grossly mishandling a pandemic resulting in the deaths of more than 100,000 Americans may result, at worst, in the very mild punishment of losing an election and returning to one's lavish Manhattan skyscraper

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Quoted @Miss_Valenciax

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#IamVanessaGuillen
#JusticeForVanessa
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When I toured the middle east for our troops, there were signs posted everywhere warning the soldiers not to rape other soldiers. I thought, "They have to post this??"

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In Arizona, Native Americans were forced to travel up to 280 miles to vote. That’s voter suppression. AG Barr must work with Tribal governments on solutions now.

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'Schitts Creek' creator @danjlevy on deciding not to include homophobia or bigotry of any kind in the show: "My solution for that on our particular show was to just never give power to that perspective.”

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Replying to @FullFrontalSamB: Full Frontal loves the USPS! It’s the only federal agency that brings you presents. Even better, they may help to save…

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My hero is Harriet Tubman too @CoryBooker @latelateshow

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Quoted @talltaiI

hi guys, i just lost my unemployment benefits and some friends told me to make a gfm to help me get top surgery so if anyone is able to help it’d mean the absolute world to me..

rts are super appreciated as well!!

Replying to @talltaiI: pls rt this, i cant take the pain anymore. my costochondritis gets worse every time i bind and it’s made going outside and ha…

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. @latelateshow The dude walking a goose 😂 WTF

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Needed this song tonight @colbertlateshow #LSSC

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Quoted @RollingStone

The late John Prine has been named the first honorary poet laureate of the state of Illinois, Governor J.B. Pritzker announced

Still can't believe he's gone ♥️♥️ This honor is very much deserved. He earned it.

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Replying to @SuzeQKnits: Sitting in my car and crying like a baby. Lost another patient right as a was preparing to leave for the day. I called a hi…

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Gotta vote for @TriumphICDHQ on @TBSNetwork Tournament of Laughs 😂 There's a LOT of tough competition on there though. A LOT. @fortunefunny & Paul Rodriguez are only two of the standouts.
But yeah, the winner is @TriumphICDHQ #TournamentOfLaughs

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Nice to see Andrew Ross Sorkin on @colbertlateshow #LSSC

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pls rt this, i cant take the pain anymore. my costochondritis gets worse every time i bind and it’s made going outside and having friends over a nightmare.
i dont have the option to stop binding since i’ve been on T for 3 years and my safety would be at risk. i Need top surgery

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Full Frontal loves the USPS! It’s the only federal agency that brings you presents. Even better, they may help to save democracy as we know it. Every time someone tweets #MailedIt today, we’ll buy a stamp! Start your tweet below:

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Sitting in my car and crying like a baby. Lost another patient right as a was preparing to leave for the day. I called a his wife and told her that her husband didnt make it, she didn't take it well, there has been a lot of calls like that one today and it never gets easy. 😢

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Quoted @FredRogersPro

Happy #143DayInPA, Neighbors! Whether you say, "I love you," or "143," there are many ways to let someone know you care about them.

No matter how long
You came to stay
I say I ♥️ you
For passing my way ♥️

#Happy143Day #143EveryDay

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