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JohnFugelsang

John Fugelsang

comedian-actor-broadcaster-recovering cynic
Sirius/XM #127 M-F
insta: https://t.co/gjZrHCwOln
The Sanity-cast:https://t.co/kKRnOZT8TA

NYC, LA & The Beautiful South

Joined on 19 April, 2009

http://johnfugelsang.com

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Right now @realDonaldTrump is physically beating his accountants until they erase those Clinton Foundation donations from his #TrumpTaxReturns

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Replying to @JohnFugelsang: Donald Trump lied to the American people that he would release his tax returns in 2011, 2014, 2015 & 2016.
Now, he is…

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Quoted @realDonaldTrump

Did Hillary Clinton ever apologize for receiving the answers to the debate? Just asking!

There's no such thing as "answers" in a debate; it's not the SATs, you contaminated bucket of yak pus.

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Replying to @JohnFugelsang: Dear #SCOTUS

You can't allow Christian employers to blow off ACA's birth control mandate for religious reasons when th…

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Replying to @StephMillerShow: Sexy Liberal Virtual Tour 2 tickets for next weekend are now on sale! It will be an ALL-NEW show with very special su…

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Sexy Liberal Virtual Tour 2 tickets for next weekend are now on sale! It will be an ALL-NEW show with very special surprises!! Get your tickets now at ! @HalSparks @JohnFugelsang @frangeladuo #SexyLiberal

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I'ma let you finish, Kanye, but Ol' Dirty Bastard was the most mentally unstable MC of all time.

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Quoted @realDonaldTrump

PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT!

Millionaire-at-birth sexual predator/reality TV star who stole from Americans w/scam online U & fraudulent charity explains his victimhood

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Replying to @JohnFugelsang: 2004:
Tammy Duckworth loses both legs when the Black Hawk helicopter she's co-piloting is hit by a rocket-propelled gren…

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Replying to @frangeladuo: The Sexy Liberal Virtual Tour 2 Saturday, July 18th On sale now!
Click here for tickets:…

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The Sexy Liberal Virtual Tour 2 Saturday, July 18th On sale now!
Click here for tickets:
Pre-Show Cocktail Hour 7pm ET / 4pm PT
Show Starts 8pm ET / 5pm PT

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I saw Dr. Birx trending and wondered if her scarf & wrap line had premiered at Ross.

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Just wow.

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Dear #SCOTUS

You can't allow Christian employers to blow off ACA's birth control mandate for religious reasons when the Bible NEVER FORBIDS BIRTH CONTROL.

Hangups are not 'faith.'

When God said "Be fruitful & multiply" there were 2 ppl.
Now it's 7 bil.

Enjoy your Viagra.

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Replying to @JohnFugelsang: Hobby Lobby still covers Viagra, but not IUD.

Because a fertilized egg is clearly God's will, but impotency clearly isn…

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Quoted @TuckerCarlson

We have every right to fight to preserve our nation, heritage and culture. When vandals like Tammy Duckworth and Ilhan Omar tell us that we’re not allowed to question their patriotism, as they scream about how horrible this country is, we have every right to laugh in their faces.

2004:
Tammy Duckworth loses both legs when the Black Hawk helicopter she's co-piloting is hit by a rocket-propelled grenade in a stupid war Tucker had supported

2004:
Tucker tells ELLE magazine that women "want to be spanked vigorously every once in a while"

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How do you know when you've made it as a Big time Socialist?

Is there, like, MORE equality?

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Replying to @JohnFugelsang: (7) If you want to hear a quality live Ringo record I love his "VH1 Storytellers" performance. It's just Ringo witho…

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Replying to @JohnFugelsang: (5) I had hoped he'd cover "What is Life" or "Got My Mind Set On You" (bc he'd be great & he should still cover them) -…

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Quoted @swimjohn2199

@JohnFugelsang So are you claiming that under Obamacare / The Afforable Health Care Act, that you got to keep your doctor Fugelsang and that your premiums did not go up?

Yes.
ACA helped far more people than it hurt, gave US the lowest uninsured rate ever.

Ppl who lost docs were ppl w/junk plans (dont worry, Trump brought junk plans back).

Trump repeatedly lied to you abt his hc plan "better than ACA w/lower premiums."

What was his hc plan?

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(7) If you want to hear a quality live Ringo record I love his "VH1 Storytellers" performance. It's just Ringo without the All-Starrs & he finally plays "Octopus' Garden" & "Don't Pass My By" live.

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(5) I had hoped he'd cover "What is Life" or "Got My Mind Set On You" (bc he'd be great & he should still cover them) - but his version of "Photograph" made the whole room cheer & weep:

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Hobby Lobby still covers Viagra, but not IUD.

Because a fertilized egg is clearly God's will, but impotency clearly isn't.

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Donald Trump lied to the American people that he would release his tax returns in 2011, 2014, 2015 & 2016.
Now, he is suing the NY AG so America can't find out where & who he gets his money from.
Why are people wrong to be upset at this?
#AskATrumpDefender #13
#maga

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