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Lily Mars

Playwright/librettist/mystery writer. I kill fake people. Ukulele for medicinal purposes only. Old enough to remember when I could even.

Bonne-Fête, Switzerland

Joined on 3 November, 2011

http://www.lilymars.weebly.com

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Quoted @DoULoveCat

yes of course i love cat who is formally dressed and sitting in a toilet i mean how could i not love formally-dressed toilet cat

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Replying to @RepAdamSchiff: Morrison corroborates others who said Ukraine was told military aid was conditioned on announcing investigations Trump w…

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Replying to @chick_in_kiev: i changed my phone number recently so ... i texted rudy again

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Morrison corroborates others who said Ukraine was told military aid was conditioned on announcing investigations Trump wanted. Bolton told Morrison to tell the lawyers.

Williams learned that Trump told Pence not to attend Zelensky’s inauguration.

Read:

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Quoted @dbenderstern

I can’t believe I watched Céline Dion do karaoke of her own song at a gay bar at 12:30 AM last night

if i were céline dion i would totally do this every night and you all know that's true

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Replying to @tinycarebot: 🍲: remember to eat something please

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🍲: remember to eat something please

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Quoted @TedraCobb

In the 24-hour period post @EliseStefanik’s political stunt during yesterday’s hearings, we have raised over $400,000 from more than 16,500 grassroots supporters, with an average donation of just $23.

Update from the candidate opposing Stefanik below (thread).
Update from me: YAY!
Oh, and maybe give @TedraCobb a follow.

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Replying to @HorribleSanity: Today’s Vintage Ad With Unexpected Cats.

Hot cocoa, anyone?

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Replying to @dog_rates: This is Timmy. He had pancakes this morning. I’m told it wasn’t a special occasion, Tim’s just a good boy who deserves panca…

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Replying to @heronbank_cat: We’re in dire need of babycat milk, miracle nipples, babycat mousse, beds, blankets, syringes (see photos) and anything…

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Today’s Vintage Ad With Unexpected Cats.

Hot cocoa, anyone?

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Quoted @TedraCobb

#BREAKING! We surpassed $300,000 raised since @EliseStefanik’s political theatre on national 📺

Over 13,000 people have pitched in to help us flip this seat!

Do you think we can get to $400,000 for #NY21 by 5 PM?

I think we can.

Join us:

Replying to @mmpadellan: Tedra Cobb is the only person who can ensure that Elise Stefanik is wiped off the political map, never to foul our TV scree…

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Tedra Cobb is the only person who can ensure that Elise Stefanik is wiped off the political map, never to foul our TV screens again.

Please follow @TedraCobb and support her campaign! Can we push her to 200K Twitter followers?

LET'S DO THIS, TWEEPS!
#TedraCobbForCongress

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This is Timmy. He had pancakes this morning. I’m told it wasn’t a special occasion, Tim’s just a good boy who deserves pancakes. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

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Replying to @Politidope: "It’s almost as if the president is unable to control his rage against women. It’s almost as if the president thinks he can…

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"It’s almost as if the president is unable to control his rage against women. It’s almost as if the president thinks he can bully women and silence them."

A MUST-READ from the brilliant @MollyJongFast.

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i changed my phone number recently so ... i texted rudy again

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Quoted @andylassner

Stefanik is also really not good at this.

Did Gym Jordan train her?

Replying to @TedraCobb: Couldn’t agree with you more, thats why I’m running against her in #NY21

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Replying to @ShutUpAndrosky: “what am i gonna do on my first day in prison? approach the biggest toughest guy in the joint and CHALLENGE HIM TO A BA…

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Replying to @AdamParkhomenko: Elise Stefanik who soiled herself publicly is in for another rude awakening: her challenger Democrat @TedraCobb is now…

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Replying to @MollyJongFast: Turns out the guy with the Richard Nixon back Tattoo is guilty.

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Replying to @kyledcheney: @dsamuelsohn And on the same day Stone gets sentenced, we learn from WSJ that Rudy's legal woes are getting deeper. https:…

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Couldn’t agree with you more, thats why I’m running against her in #NY21

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Elise Stefanik who soiled herself publicly is in for another rude awakening: her challenger Democrat @TedraCobb is now at 23,000 followers and counting. SHOW ELISE WE ARE SICK OF HER SHIT AND RETWEET TO GET TEDRA TO 100,000 FOLLOWERS TODAY!

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Turns out the guy with the Richard Nixon back Tattoo is guilty.

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Replying to @MelsLien: No one:

Elise Stefanik: AND NOW I WILL READ TO YOU THE LABEL OF THIS CHEF BOYARDEE CAN

No one:

Elise Stefanik: I AM BEIN…

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Replying to @outgrwnthings: it’s official this is the best tiktok to exist

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Replying to @K_JeanPierre: Today Is the Anniversary of Ruby Bridges' Historic First Day of School

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Today Is the Anniversary of Ruby Bridges' Historic First Day of School

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No one:

Elise Stefanik: AND NOW I WILL READ TO YOU THE LABEL OF THIS CHEF BOYARDEE CAN

No one:

Elise Stefanik: I AM BEING MUZZLED

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Quoted @rebeccaballhaus

SCOOP by @rebeccadobrien: Federal prosecutors in New York are investigating whether Rudy Giuliani stood to personally profit from a Ukrainian natural-gas business pushed by Lev Parnas and Igor Fruman.

@dsamuelsohn And on the same day Stone gets sentenced, we learn from WSJ that Rudy's legal woes are getting deeper.

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“what am i gonna do on my first day in prison? approach the biggest toughest guy in the joint and CHALLENGE HIM TO A BALLOON RACE AROUND THE WORLD”

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We’re in dire need of babycat milk, miracle nipples, babycat mousse, beds, blankets, syringes (see photos) and anything else you can spare. We are completely reliant upon donations and love you all for your help, if you would like to donate our wishlist is

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it’s official this is the best tiktok to exist

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