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LizHackett

Elizabeth Hackett

Screenwriter. Redhead. Don't tell my parents I'm on here.

Los Angeles, CA

Joined on 22 May, 2009

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If Merriam Webster is struggling to find a word of the year, allow me to humbly nominate "shitshow."

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Replying to @BCDreyer: I've just been handed a prototype of the finished game, and let me tell you it's quite the thing.

The People said I could s…

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I've just been handed a prototype of the finished game, and let me tell you it's quite the thing.

The People said I could show you the box.

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Maybe there's not actually a Cats movie but rather an increasing series of Cats trailers that we continue to tweet about.

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ME: My dog loves it when I work from home.
DOG (to camera, opening beer): I had shit planned for today. I mean, it's like my schedule doesn't matter.

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I'm terrible at negotiating on my own behalf, and my only advice is to show up in a wedding dress with tear-stained makeup.

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A child in this grocery store is crying and eating a cookie while she's riding in a shopping cart, and I want to ask her how she got this job.

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I spent 11 years with an old soul trapped in a dog's body. I wrote about him and love and Los Angeles.

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Replying to @KarenKilgariff: It’s weird because if you’re over 40 in LA and you’re not married with 2 kids named after obscure blues musicians there…

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This is my "I'm older and I have more insurance" moment about being a writer. Some people on the internet -- everywhere and anywhere -- will hate your work. Don't rouse followers to pile on them. Trust in your work. Cultivate grace.

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It’s weird because if you’re over 40 in LA and you’re not married with 2 kids named after obscure blues musicians there’s really nothing for you here

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Replying to @LizHackett: If multiple women sit separately in a food court, each quietly eating a salad, do not interrupt us. We are silently communi…

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Replying to @fuggirls: YES, I am procrastinating but I procrastinated by making a gif I always need and could never find so at least it was PRODUCTI…

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YES, I am procrastinating but I procrastinated by making a gif I always need and could never find so at least it was PRODUCTIVE:

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My dog picked up a spider and brought it over to the top of my foot to eat it, if anyone wants a free dog.

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Somewhere, days ago, a rogue explorer opened a cursed sarcophagus and what streamed out like a cloud of locusts were hundreds of uses of the word "pizzazz."

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Replying to @benmekler: Vin Diesel taught Judi Dench how to play Dungeons & Dragons on the set of THE CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK and she went on to becom…

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Maybe you accomplished something this decade. Maybe you didn't. I still haven't crushed a wine glass with one bare hand while staring down a dinner guest, but that's what the 2020s are for.

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Quoted @ArielDumas

Please share a fact you are excited to know.

Vin Diesel taught Judi Dench how to play Dungeons & Dragons on the set of THE CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK and she went on to become DM for her grandchildren

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Every time I see a couple on a tandem bike, I wonder what argument happened 24 hours earlier.

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Give me a tote bag so enormous that I can rummage for something and say "one sec" and climb inside the bag and then you hear me going down a set of stairs.

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My husband's on a work Skype, so every few minutes I silently cross the room behind him dressed as a new character from Wicked.

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I'm godmother to my childhood best friend's son, and I've never felt more called to a purpose in life than just now when I mailed him a book about farts.

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If multiple women sit separately in a food court, each quietly eating a salad, do not interrupt us. We are silently communicating through salads, like whale song.

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