Wendy L Smith ( @MaineWendy ) Twitter Profile

MaineWendy

Wendy L Smith

I like sharks.

Portland, Maine

Joined on 11 July, 2011

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Quoted @reddit

"Stella is terrified of the vacuum cleaner but if she has to lay down her life to protect the baby from it, by God she will."

via r/aww

Good girl Stella.

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Quoted @RexChapman

Dogs, bruh...💪🐶😇😍🔥

This is beautiful

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Quoted @kk_sreejith

I've only just seen this video of a Beluga whale playing rugby. We don't deserve this planet. via @reddit u/EspeeFunsail

We most certainly do not.

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Quoted @L0vingnature

it's time to sleep😺

Kitties!!!

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Quoted @TODAYshow

A new study is the first to show that little kids’ brains might be reshaped as a result of looking at screens.

Young children who reported more screen time than the recommended one hour a day showed lower levels of development in the white matter in their brains.

This is my shocked face 🙄

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I’m so grateful for your curiosity and experience. The pod cast is eye opening and touching. This is my really long version of Thank You. Please keep creating and saying words. 😉

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First, I 💯 know you are SO much more than M.A.S.H. But I’m ashamed to say I had no idea you were still working! I ran across your books browsing Amazon and can’t wait to read them. Think I’ll go in chronological order!

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Replying to @funnyordie: President Galaxy Brain strikes again

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President Galaxy Brain strikes again

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Replying to @JohnRossBowie: Colorado borders New Mexico which, you know, is not the same as oh fuck everything nobody reads he's gonna win again #MA

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Quoted @atrupar

TRUMP: "We're building a wall in Colorado. We're building a beautiful wall. A big one that really works." 😳

Colorado borders New Mexico which, you know, is not the same as oh fuck everything nobody reads he's gonna win again #MAGA folks

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Quoted @TODAYshow

How we tell our children they aren't beautiful

This is lovely

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Replying to @WillieGeist: Absolutely breathtaking grace. Wow.

“I don’t know if this is possible, but can I hug her? Please?”

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Replying to @thedogist: ADOPTABLE: Parker, Hound mix (3 m/o) - via @allbreedrescuvt, VT “He’s the last of his litter.” #rescuemonth https://t.co/E2I…

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ADOPTABLE: Parker, Hound mix (3 m/o) - via @allbreedrescuvt, VT “He’s the last of his litter.” #rescuemonth

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Quoted @ABC

BREAKING: In stunning moment, Botham Jean's brother embraces Amber Guyger after her sentencing for his brother's murder.

"I don't even want you to go to jail. I want the best for you, because I know that's exactly what Botham would want."

Absolutely breathtaking grace. Wow.

“I don’t know if this is possible, but can I hug her? Please?”

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Replying to @thedogist: ADOPTABLE: Mercy, Pit Bull mix (2 y/o) - via @allbreedrescuvt , VT • “She came here with her puppy, Abby, who got adopted. T…

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ADOPTABLE: Mercy, Pit Bull mix (2 y/o) - via @allbreedrescuvt , VT • “She came here with her puppy, Abby, who got adopted. They were found in the woods down in South Carolina. She’s a hugger and good with other dogs.”

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P. S. Great listen @angryamericans. Great show this am @TODAYshow @WillieGeist - can’t wait for next Sunday.

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So I FINALLY got around to listening to the premiere episode of @angryamericans with the incomparable @WillieGeist as the guest. With all mad respect to @christinageist, hearing Willie drop a couple f-bombs 💣 and throw in some sh!ts 💩, shot his hotness factor off the chart 🔥🤤

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Quoted @JohnRossBowie

Someone Who Can Fucking Spell 2020.

👇🏼👇

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Quoted @latelateshow

“If making fun of fat people made them lose weight, there’d be no fat kids in schools.” — @JKCorden responds to @billmaher's call for the return of fat shaming.

This is so eloquent and real.

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Quoted @funnyordie

"Handjob, Bland Job, I Don't Understand Job" by Garfunkel & Oates

Move it like a shake weight.

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Quoted @funnyordie

Learn how to best protect yourself from Donald Trump and other potential pussy grabbers.

This

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