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NoPants4OldMen

Sugar Balls

I'm a sucker for the 😘 emoji 🤷‍♂️

wherever you want me to be 😉

Joined on 10 November, 2014

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She's got a killer body
But if you take the curves slowly
you'll be alright

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You look like you'd fit perfectly in my arms

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A Moment that's ours
And ours alone

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If we don't have "our song"👫🎶
Where exactly is this relationship🤔

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Replying to @NoPants4OldMen: What he says - I want to take our relationship to the next level.

What he means - I want to fuck on an elevator.

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Replying to @NoPants4OldMen: Worlds apart
Yet we gaze upon the same moon
and wish upon the same stars

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Kindly remove your shoes when you run through my mind

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#MexicanInSongsAndMovies
Whole Enchilada Rosie

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Those memories you tuck away in the corners of your mind always find a way to remind you they're there

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Replying to @mickru79: At the store, I offered a man in back of me to go ahead because I had 10+ things and he had 2 and he said “no thanks, I don’t…

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#ItSeemsTheOlderIGet
The more I keep my eye on the thermostat setting

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#ItSeemsTheOlderIGet
The stupider the youngsters get

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Lay her on your chest in a loving embrace.
Slowly rotate your body and release her.
#AndThatsHowIRoll her onto the wet spot.

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At the store, I offered a man in back of me to go ahead because I had 10+ things and he had 2 and he said “no thanks, I don’t want to go home yet” and we nodded forever.

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What could I do
But love you

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Can I help it if I still dream from time to time

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Baby I Love Your Way

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Let me keep you warm at night

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The worst lies are the ones you tell yourself

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Worlds apart
Yet we gaze upon the same moon
and wish upon the same stars

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What he says - I want to take our relationship to the next level.

What he means - I want to fuck on an elevator.

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Do I have a favorite chair?
Yeah.
Whichever one I can bend you over.

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