what’s the funniest insult anyone’s ever leveled at you in a totally serious way? mine is “known hoe.”
One time a band did an interview saying they wrote a song about “rick from subterfuge is a sellout because he wouldn’t play a show with us because his band wasn’t playing in the scene anymore and were going more death” it was all a lie and that guy is dead as hell
Wanna tour? Go get a milk crate and sit in your cupboard for 3 hours. Get out - piss, smoke and get back in. Repeat 3 times. Then go and carry your washing machine up a flight of stairs four times. Then eat a peanut butter sandwich
Wanna tour? Spend your whole life carrying around a giant bucket for the tears of drummers before they create another scenario in their mind to ruin everyone’s fun. @ everyone with sticks and no strings brother, believe that, you’re wizelcome
He sells troops.
“We have a very good relationship with Saudi Arabia—I said, listen, you’re a very rich country. You want more troops? I’m going to send them to you, but you’ve got to pay us. They’re paying us. They’ve already deposited $1B in the bank.”