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SemiEmily

Emily Sinclair

Moper. Dissembler. Writer. Teacher. Essays, stories in RiverTeeth, Missouri Review, CO Review, The Normal School, & many others. Notable BEA. https://t.co/w5hI25JVXT

Bitter Acres Chicken Ranch & Orchard. CO, USA

Joined on 13 April, 2010

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Quoted @Rude_Astrology

Sagittarius, are we ready for our season?
Bows UP! Point! Ready, set, RANT!

Rant? It's like astrology is real. 😬

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Quoted @ClearForkCider

Come tour the cidery with Jay, our cidermaker, who can tell you about all things cider, orchard, and apple. Try a flight, barrel tastings, & food pairings to celebrate Colorado Cider Week. Tours: Friday at 5.30; Saturday at 4. No reservations. Bring a friend and come on over!

Helllllooooo cidery in Wheat Ridge!

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Replying to @itsJeffTiedrich: Nunes: AMBASSADOR SONDLAND ARE YOU AWARE THAT A BUNCH OF LIFELONG REPUBLICANS IN THE FBI AND HILLARY COLLUDED WITH UKR…

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Replying to @baddestmamajama: Castor: ARENT YOU BASICALLY AN UNQUALIFIED DUMBASS?
SONDLAND: YES SO IMAGINE HOW BLATANT THIS SHIT WAS THAT *I* KNEW A…

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Nunes: AMBASSADOR SONDLAND ARE YOU AWARE THAT A BUNCH OF LIFELONG REPUBLICANS IN THE FBI AND HILLARY COLLUDED WITH UKRAINE TO LOSE HER OWN ELECTION SO THAT THEN THE DEEP STATE COULD TAKE TRUMP DOWN AND THEN FRAME IT ON RUSSIA SAY WHAT IF YOU AGREE
Sondland: what?
Nunes: OK THEN

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Castor: ARENT YOU BASICALLY AN UNQUALIFIED DUMBASS?
SONDLAND: YES SO IMAGINE HOW BLATANT THIS SHIT WAS THAT *I* KNEW ABOUT IT.

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Quoted @DickKingSmith

Interspecies friendship of the day: Duggie the dolphin and Ben the dog, who swims out from his home on Tory Island, Donegal, Ireland every day to meet his friend...
Sound on please. Video via the BBC's Countryfile programme -

I bought into the soccer-playing Beluga whale last week, not realizing it was a Russian spy whale. Pretty sure this dolphin is wearing a wire.

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Quoted @CSP_News

Okay, this is your OFFICIAL WARNING: the evening commute Wednesday and morning commute Thursday are not going to be happy. Be prepared, give yourself time, stager departure times if possible, and leave plenty of room. #cowx

But what's the official position on complaining about it? Must I wait until January or can I start up now?

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Replying to @saladinahmed: ::extremely small voice:: 'I am also a pig'

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Replying to @RodLacroix: If you give a mouse a cookie
He might give you hantavirus.
If he gives you hantavirus
You could die.

- why I don’t write c…

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Quoted @ClearForkCider

Happy Colorado Cider Week! We're celebrating with special pricing and cidery tours. Come try a flight of our ciders with Jay, our cider maker, and take a tour: Friday, 11/22 at 5: 30 or Saturday 11/23 at 4 pm. See what happens behind the scenes!

Cider at Thanksgiving? O yes!

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If you give a mouse a cookie
He might give you hantavirus.
If he gives you hantavirus
You could die.

- why I don’t write children's books

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::extremely small voice:: 'I am also a pig'

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Quoted @nycsouthpaw

Trump aides convicted of crimes, including guilty pleas:
- National Security Adviser (Flynn)
- Campaign Manager (Manafort)
- Deputy Campaign Manager (Gates)
- Personal Attorney (Cohen)
- Longest-serving Political Adviser (Stone)
- Foreign Policy Adviser (Papadopoulos)

Draining the swamp through hiring. Not the process I expected, but okay.

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Replying to @RyanJohnsonCO: Rudy has the pee tape.

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Quoted @Politidope

#BREAKING: In a telephone interview with the Guardian, Rudy Giuliani says he has “insurance” in case Trump turns on him.

“I’m not, but I do have very, very good insurance, so if he does, all my hospital bills will be paid.”

Rudy has the pee tape.

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Replying to @eeseejee: King Lear: Daughters, each of you must tell me how much you love me, and I will divide my kingdom among you accordingly.

Cor…

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Quoted @PressSec

Rep Turner rightly points out that the first 2 “star” witnesses in this impeachment sham have never even spoken to @POTUS. Think about that: in a Presidential impeachment hearing, the dems witnesses have never even spoken w President Trump. This country deserves so much better.

We do deserve better. @PressSec, let's cross this partisan divide. You convince POTUS to let Bolton, Mulvaney, Giuliani and others who speak with the President testify, rather than claim nonexistent privilege, and I promise you, the whole country will listen.

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Quoted @Newsweek

Feral hogs find and destroy cocaine worth $22,000 hidden in woods

Replying to @matthewfdesmond: HELL YES THEY'RE BACK AND THEY'RE COPS NOW

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HELL YES THEY'RE BACK AND THEY'RE COPS NOW

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Quoted @kathrynw5

This story is wild.

Senior Trump official embellished resume, had face on fake TIME cover via @nbcnews

Her BS is so polished that I actually admire it.

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Replying to @sonyahuber: Hot take: the essay is the original quantum computer, capable of holding a "yes" and a "no" simultaneously

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Hot take: the essay is the original quantum computer, capable of holding a "yes" and a "no" simultaneously

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Quoted @MyMountainTown

Important @JeffcoColorado Board of County Commissioners Hearing tomorrow, November 12, 2019, @ 8am: 2020 Budget Adoption & Appropriation - Strategy, Planning and Analysis #copolitics #budget2020 #Jeffco

What my fellow county residents voted to cut in our election last week.

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Nothing like a snowy day to make me consider, once again, opening up a local dog gym for the bored and sock-eating.

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King Lear: Daughters, each of you must tell me how much you love me, and I will divide my kingdom among you accordingly.

Cordelia: ok boomer

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Y’all.

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