You can all stop killing us on sight now. Really.
Joined on 6 May, 2011
@hotpockets BREAKING: federal judge sentences Hot Pockets heiress Michelle Janavs to 5 months in prison, two years of supervised release and a fine of $250,000 for her role in the college admissions scandal.
I suggested five days of eating nothing but hot pockets fresh out of the microwave, but apparently that would have been too cruel.