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Deviant•§•Dicta

Sentences only a lawyer could love.

Where Else But Washington, DC

Joined on 16 September, 2015

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Some night our hands will tremble from all this solitude

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Replying to @RobGMacfarlane: Word of the Day: "hiatus"––geologically; a missing period of time in the rock record; absence where matter should be.
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Word of the Day: "hiatus"––geologically; a missing period of time in the rock record; absence where matter should be.
Conceptually, existentially; a discontinuity, a gap in the run of being alive, a cleft or a pause in which all manner of things may be lost or may thrive.

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Replying to @Powerful_cicada: ニイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww…

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ニイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイイwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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Replying to @evaandheriud: it is really really insane that the things everyone wants and needs won’t pass in the senate and that’s why we can’t have…

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Replying to @duchessgoldblat: In legal terms, “sidebar” is a private club out back where the judge and lawyers go to drink during the boring parts.

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In legal terms, “sidebar” is a private club out back where the judge and lawyers go to drink during the boring parts.

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16yo: Aren’t you afraid I’m internet famous and you don’t even know it.
Me:

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Replying to @Lollardfish: Maximalist second amendment positions are minimalist first amendment positions. You cannot have free speech when the other…

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“As plates in our deep crust skid past one another”—love this line @zhitzig

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Maximalist second amendment positions are minimalist first amendment positions. You cannot have free speech when the other side has a rifle in your face, even if it's just "for protest."

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Replying to @iSmashFizzle: You are watching people go through withdrawal from the emotional addiction to the myth of certainty.

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You are watching people go through withdrawal from the emotional addiction to the myth of certainty.

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Replying to @MobyDickatSea: Surely all this is not without meaning.

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Surely all this is not without meaning.

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I just donated to the #COVID19Fund to support @WHO's response efforts to the global #COVID19 pandemic. Join me to help combat this growing global threat to people's health and well-being:

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Replying to @karenXknox: Don’t fuck with writers. They’ll describe you.

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Don’t fuck with writers. They’ll describe you.

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My pill case says it’s Tuesday.

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The first rule of Quarantine Club is: You do not complain about Quarantine Club.

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it is really really insane that the things everyone wants and needs won’t pass in the senate and that’s why we can’t have them

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It’s a pandemic not an ice cream social, kiddos. #COVID19US

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Replying to @MobyDickatSea: But even so, amid the tornadoed Atlantic of my being, do I myself still for ever centrally disport in mute calm

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But even so, amid the tornadoed Atlantic of my being, do I myself still for ever centrally disport in mute calm

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Replying to @MobyDickatSea: Were Niagara but a cataract of sand, would you travel your thousand miles to see it?

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Were Niagara but a cataract of sand, would you travel your thousand miles to see it?

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Replying to @susanorlean: The Blank Page: A horror story

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The Blank Page: A horror story

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Replying to @tiffmgraves: In a perfect world, I would put an em dash in every sentence. What a glorious piece of punctuation.

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In a perfect world, I would put an em dash in every sentence. What a glorious piece of punctuation.

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