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Duchess Goldblatt

BECOMING DUCHESS GOLDBLATT (HMH; 2020). Beloved inspirational author of FEASTING ON THE CARCASSES OF MY ENEMIES: A LOVE STORY; AN AXE TO GRIND.

Crooked Path, NY

Joined on 15 August, 2012

https://www.hmhbooks.com/shop/books/Becoming-Duchess-Goldblatt/9780358216773

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Quoted @ladybirddiner

Fun fact: over 600 buttery dough balls portioned to be hand rolled into Thanksgiving pies... and counting. Pumpkin still holds the lead, but The Duchess is poised to take over if she has a strong showing in the weekend orders. Go Duchess, go!

Get out the vote! Order your Duchess pies, everyone!

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Quoted @groveatlantic

Actual footage of @sarahmbroom finding out she has just won the National Book Award for her cosmically masterful, New York Times bestselling, fervently acclaimed debut memoir, THE YELLOW HOUSE!

Your old friend Duchess had a busy day, which is to say I just saw this, which is to say I screamed: Sarah! Congratulations!

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Quoted @TheBookMaven

Deadline met. To reward myself, I’ll suggest you all pre-order BECOMING DUCHESS GOLDBLATT by my OAO, @duchessgoldblat. For whom I wish I could conduct every author event she holds.

Have you all met my chief evangelist?

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Johnny Cash did quite a credible Johnny Cash, but on reflection I think I prefer the Joaquin Phoenix Johnny Cash.

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This would be a good time in your lives to stock up on cotton gloves in anticipation of handing the book in July.

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We’re at 3% power, my phone and I. Pull together, everyone. Put your backs into it. Pull! Pull!

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Quoted @Andylanger

Also alongside @LyleLovett, in this package where important Texans talk boots with @TexasMonthly: @CecileRichards, @KamFranklin, @CharleyCrockett and Bobbie Nelson:

We’ve got some premium joy right here.

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This is devotion, my dears. This here’s a friend. This is true love.

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I see a lot of you struggling wit Goldblattian baby naming conventions. Yes, my loves, yes: I will be glad to name your babies for you.

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Is it too much to ask that people name their children in alphabetical order?

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Get some rest, everyone. I’ve got my eye on things out here.

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Long story short, the body’s buried in the garden and I’m thinking about skipping dinner and having only dessert.

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Replying to @michaelschaub: Book critics, please consider running for the NBCC board! We are nice people. Sometimes there are free bagels. And the i…

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Quoted @bookcritics

Members: Thinking of running for the NBCC board but aren't sure what's involved? Take a look at our brief primer. Deadline for nominations is December 1!

Book critics, please consider running for the NBCC board! We are nice people. Sometimes there are free bagels. And the induction ceremony isn't too bad. It's just a bunch of us dressed in robes chanting "DEEPLY FELT, DEEPLY FELT."

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Replying to @ladybirddiner: Swellest pies in town!

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Replying to @j_smithcameron: Curious who listens to audiobooks and why. If you use books on tape, can you tell me do you tend to listen for pleasure…

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Swellest pies in town!

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Curious who listens to audiobooks and why. If you use books on tape, can you tell me do you tend to listen for pleasure or for information? Hmm, not sure this addresses that, but;

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Is a nice set of knives still considered an appropriate gift for a newborn?

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Quoted @rebeccamakkai

Recommend your favorite thing to me. Any category.

Here’s a bit of fun for you, my pets.

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If you need to relax, take a few deep breaths, but don’t get too attached. Sooner or later you’ll have to give them back.

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I'm going to try to be as Duchess Goldblatt for you as I possibly can. I will think of myself as your respite.

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