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Duchess Goldblatt

BECOMING DUCHESS GOLDBLATT (HMH; 2020). Beloved inspirational author of FEASTING ON THE CARCASSES OF MY ENEMIES: A LOVE STORY; AN AXE TO GRIND.

Crooked Path, NY

Joined on 15 August, 2012

https://www.duchessgoldblatt.com/

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If you’re going to perform open heart surgery on yourself in public, friends, I recommend first stocking up on anesthetics.

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We will replace our regular programming with a 24-hour embrace of Daylight Saving Time tomorrow. Antis: there’s the door. (Not you, though. You I need here.)

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I’ve done such a good job of hardly asking anyone for anything today, and it’s been almost 45 minutes.

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Duchess Goldblatt has a headache. I need you all to hunker down and get your work done without my supervision for once. Diligence, please!

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In Crooked Path, only the elderly go trick or treating. We carry our wine glasses from house to house. The children pour us refills and listen to us sing.

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Quoted @deanpkny

Good morning @duchessgoldblat - finally a pizza in your honor. What took so long?

The most famous lesbian bar in the world was named after me and I’m just learning this now?

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Replying to @ladybirddiner: Excited to feature both @Sarah_Smarsh ‘s Heartland and @duchessgoldblat ‘s namesake pie for your Thanksgiving tables thi…

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I think it’s about time to have that glass of wine someone was talking about.

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Replying to @HMHbooks: We're excited for BECOMING DUCHESS GOLDBLATT, @RealSimple's excited for BECOMING DUCHESS GOLDBLATT, who else is excited for B…

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We're excited for BECOMING DUCHESS GOLDBLATT, @RealSimple's excited for BECOMING DUCHESS GOLDBLATT, who else is excited for BECOMING DUCHESS GOLDBLATT?? @duchessgoldblat

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Excited to feature both @Sarah_Smarsh ‘s Heartland and @duchessgoldblat ‘s namesake pie for your Thanksgiving tables this year! 📚

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Lots of new faces at the party tonight. Welcome! Step lively! Rascals in front. Crackpots: strike up the band. Assorted loons: you’re with me.

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Replying to @hels: someone please gently explain duchess goldblatt to me

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someone please gently explain duchess goldblatt to me

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Replying to @ConnieSchultz: Eight years ago today, we adopted 9-week-old Franklin, and I met the 9-year-old boy in my husband. #goodboys https://t.c…

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Eight years ago today, we adopted 9-week-old Franklin, and I met the 9-year-old boy in my husband. #goodboys

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Replying to @tweetawesomely: Find the new fall issue of Living Awesomely magazine at your local newsstand today!

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Find the new fall issue of Living Awesomely magazine at your local newsstand today!

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People often ask me, “Duchess, are you as strong as you seem?” Folks, on a good day I can bench press almost 12 pounds, so you tell me.

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Ferrante, shmerante, I always say.

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Quoted @TheBookMaven

Reminder: BECOMING DUCHESS GOLDBLATT will be released AFTER the new Ferrante. SHE COULD BE BOTH. @duchessgoldblat

She could be. (But she’s not.)

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Sally forth without fear or hesitation on this beautiful Monday, my friends, as I, Duchess Goldblatt, go always before you.

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Quoted @LauraMLippman

Hello I am reading Becoming Duchess Goldblatt by @duchessgoldblat (duh) and she just described the process known as editing “widows” at newspapers and I am more in love with her than ever before.

Let me just set this here for you to see before bed. Sweet dreams.

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Replying to @TomBeerBooks: @duchessgoldblat @texasbookfest @MLabrise @KirkusReviews So instead I’ll just share this .gif taken with @minjinlee11 and…

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@duchessgoldblat @texasbookfest @MLabrise @KirkusReviews So instead I’ll just share this .gif taken with @minjinlee11 and @lauriemuchnick at the Kirkus Prize Thursday evening.

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I'm going to try to be as Duchess Goldblatt for you as I possibly can. I will think of myself as your respite.

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