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Justin Astorino

Lover of all things music, film, tv. Here I praise my faves. Proud ex-Londoner.

South Orange County, CA

Joined on 18 January, 2010

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I made 16 total. They are bomb.

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Sourdough starter is officially going!🥖

Also, I’m baking homemade pretzels right now... Not exactly the hobby I was expecting to develop during this period of isolation, but I’ll take it! 🥨

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Quoted @SHO_TwinPeaks

At this moment, 30 years ago, we entered the world of #TwinPeaks.

👏to the wonderful cast and creators for this gift that has meant so much to people around the world. #TwinPeaks30

Happy 30th to one of my favorite shows ever. 30 years ago exactly!

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Quoted @democracynow

Noam Chomsky on Bernie Sanders: "It's common to say now that the Sanders campaign failed. I think that's a mistake. I think it was an extraordinary success, completely shifted the arena of debate and discussion."

For those that may be bummed at the news today that @BernieSanders has suspended his presidential campaign, allow me to share the reassuring words of Noam Chomsky, who sees the Sanders campaign not as a failure but as a resounding success that shifted the debate forward.

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Quoted @radiohead

Now that you have no choice whether or not you fancy a quiet night in, we hereby present the first of several weekly live shows coming to Radiohead’s @YouTube channel.

Starting tomorrow 10pm UK/2pm PT/5pm ET with Live From a Tent In Dublin:

This is grannnnnnd.

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Ooh, I read Coetzee’s novel back in undergrad. This should be a great film!

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Replying to @fleabag: A very special message from our #Fleabag. Don’t miss the surprise at the end! 🙏

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Quoted @getFANDOM

You can only keep 3 ...

The Dark Knight.

You can keep the rest.

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A very special message from our #Fleabag. Don’t miss the surprise at the end! 🙏

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This is one of the best examples I’ve seen of brilliant minds coming together to combat this virus fast. @Tesla engineers have designed and built a working ventilator that uses several of their existing car parts—in a matter of 2-3 weeks. Superb work.

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Quoted @jerrysaltz

2 or 2.5. Anything past 4 is wild.

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Quoted @Kyle_MacLachlan

As thanks to you wonderful fans, I'll be going Live on Instagram at 1:20 PM PST on Wednesday 4/8 talking all things #TwinPeaks for the 30th Anniversary. (And I might have a mystery guest with me too 🤔).

Leave some questions about the show below and we might answer you!

The clue to the identity of the mystery guest joining Kyle live on Instagram is: “she is the apple of Gordon Cole’s eye.”

That would be Shelly Johnson, played by... @MadchenAmick!

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Quoted @richardjpyne

Ocean Park says its resident giant pandas Ying Ying and Le Le have mated naturally for the first time since they started trying a decade ago.

Executive director Michael Boos says it’s “extremely exciting” as there’s a higher chance of pregnancy.

Photo courtesy of Ocean Park

These truly are the end times. 😆

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Quoted @ladygaga

#Chromatica ⚔️💓 2020

Going for that @Grimezsz vibe I see.

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Quoted @BNODesk

BREAKING: Bronx Zoo says one of its tigers has tested positive for coronavirus

Somebody alert Charlie Sheen.

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I watched #Sincerely by Louis CK. Actually, I watched it 2½ times already. It’s fucked up, sure, but if it doesn’t leave you in stitches, there may be something wrong with me.

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I totally forgot Pixar’s #Onward was released yesterday on @DisneyPlus. I know what I’m watching tonight.

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Pretty upset about Bill Withers, but his music makes it a little better. A man who knew how to use repetition in his songwriting better than anyone.

I know, I know, I know, I know...
Call me, call me, call me, call me...
Lovely day, lovely day, lovely day...

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Tonight I saw #1917Film for the second time. Somehow even more sobering within today’s context. Sam Mendes, thank you.

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Inspired by another tweet, here are the comedians who have made me laugh and/or think the most:

1. George Carlin
2. @JerrySeinfeld
3. Louis C.K.
4. @RickyGervais
5. @SarahSilverman
6. Dave Chappelle
7. Russell Brand (@RustyRockets)
8. @BillMaher
9. @JimmyCarr
10. @BillBailey

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