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leon_walder

Loco Lion Around

Straight jacket model. 💙 belongs to @KDarling_Author. 🖖

North Vancouver, British Colum

Joined on 13 August, 2018

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#ImStartingAGangCalled the Jabroni's, and you should lead it.

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Replying to @CynicalTherapi1: I like to give my tiny son mugs with swear words on them. He can't read yet and it brings me great joy that his bevera…

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Replying to @FeelCoppa: I don't abuse drugs. I treat them like royalty.

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I cancelled my anus bleaching for this?

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I don't abuse drugs. I treat them like royalty.

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I like to give my tiny son mugs with swear words on them. He can't read yet and it brings me great joy that his beverage suggests he is an unfulfilled housewife.

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#AtAge18 it would be a three year wait to lose my virginity in a rebound relationship.

Full. Blown. Loser.

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Replying to @IAintKnow: Money’s not everything until you ain’t got none.

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I farted, so eat shit everyone around [email protected]#$%& damn it; wasted another perfectly good fart.

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Replying to @notmythirdrodeo: I know having a favorite kid is wrong, but when it’s your turn for the ritual sacrifice it’s really helpful.

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#TheGrammarPoliceToldMe "whom" it was that farted. It was me.

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Replying to @KDarling_Author: @Jake_Vig My daughter. I don't think it can be fixed. Ever.

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Some folks misery knows no bounds. Mine knows nothing but bounds; being bounded by Her on all sides.

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Nothing can take the place of love or duty, because they are one.

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#MyInnerBeastWillSlaughter you in any button bashing martial arts combat game on any console...it's a superpower.

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Replying to @unkonfined: Learn to be alone because not everyone will stay.

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A nice smoked meat sandwich on rye with a kosher pickle on the side.

#MyInnerBeastWillSlaughter

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Replying to @arthurkflam: Edgar Poe

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Replying to @PB_Cougar: Never settle for Mr. He’ll Do

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@Jake_Vig My daughter. I don't think it can be fixed. Ever.

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Money’s not everything until you ain’t got none.

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Never settle for Mr. He’ll Do

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Learn to be alone because not everyone will stay.

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I know having a favorite kid is wrong, but when it’s your turn for the ritual sacrifice it’s really helpful.

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Edgar Poe

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Some people are loved consistently. What a mindfuck.

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