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Michael Jay McClure

Art Historian from Planet Fantastic.

Joined on 3 September, 2010

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This is already, even in its imagined & pre-produced state, my fifth favorite scene in cinema.

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Suddenly seized with the desire for a scene with already flustered Dianne Wiest in a grocery where she asks for “courgettes” & a guy in a Brooklyn accent says “you mean zucchini, lady?” & she gets even more flustered.

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The sun doesn’t look quite right today.

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Quoted @audubonsociety

Black Americans often face terrible daily dangers in outdoor spaces, where they are subjected to unwarranted suspicion, confrontation, and violence. The outdoors—and the joy of birds—should be safe and welcoming for all people.

Replying to @laurenthehough: The birders are sick of your shit.

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The birders are sick of your shit.

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Good morning! Upon realizing that I could, at long last, wear my summer flightsuitish romper, I went from languorous body draping to a full-blown jeté toward the closet exclaiming “yas, bitch,” in 4.6 milliseconds.

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Replying to @CooperWilhelm: Went to empty my computer’s recycling bin and came across 3 postmodern novels

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Went to empty my computer’s recycling bin and came across 3 postmodern novels

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My Quarantine Day Expressed in Supermodels, 25 May 2020 (Amber Valletta)

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Replying to @SJKSalisbury: My question is for the Omniscient Entity, Unburdened by Measurable Time

S P E A K M O R T A L

Well, it's more of a co…

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My question is for the Omniscient Entity, Unburdened by Measurable Time

S P E A K M O R T A L

Well, it's more of a comment than a question...

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I write this trembling in the living room, trying to figure out how to possibly eat this banana/puzzle.

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I didn’t eat before meeting with my trainer who is putting me through rigorous ballet conditioning exercises & I maybe have lost my ability to alphabetize, ring a doorbell, use my pointer finger.

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Good morning! Suddenly had the sense memory of drinking Diet Pepsi on the way home from having coffee. The tightness in the jaw. The oaky bitterness of the soda. How the sky turned metallic.

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[thinks to himself “maybe I’ll just watch the trailer for Carol” while knowing that he will end up watching Carol]

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My phone’s autocorrect changed “you” to “Yohji” so I said “Somebody’s being extra” into the crisp morning air.

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Replying to @LadyBusiness_: Can someone explain why I'm not supposed to like the Dark Side? Their uniforms are pretty slick and it seems like they h…

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Can someone explain why I'm not supposed to like the Dark Side? Their uniforms are pretty slick and it seems like they have all the money

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YAY. & yes my voice is that amazing/gay.

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Steeling myself for a trip to the hardware store where I will confidently ask for carpet tape despite not knowing if carpet tape exists. Do not tell me whether or not it exists because it will undercut my confidence. Carpet tape would be tape that holds down a carpet, btw.

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Replying to @rabihalameddine: Elaine de Kooning, Fairfield Porter #1, 1954

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Elaine de Kooning, Fairfield Porter #1, 1954

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