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mjmimages

Michael Jay McClure

Art Historian from Planet Fantastic.

Joined on 3 September, 2010

http://instagram.com/mjmimages

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Replying to @hhavrilesky: I wrote about Instagram, vanity, filters, and doing whatever the fuck you like.

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Decided I'm the hot wartime nurse helping all of you returning from the impeachment hearings battlefield—wiping your heads, in a bright white tent, saying "have you got a sweetheart at home?"

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I wrote about Instagram, vanity, filters, and doing whatever the fuck you like.

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Replying to @MrErikJackson: i’m not sure i’m fully braced for the number of tweets that will end with BOOM! today

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i’m not sure i’m fully braced for the number of tweets that will end with BOOM! today

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Also, the faces which were somehow better each time you saw them but different but older but framed by chunkier highlights but younger. Anyway, is there any news today?

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I woke up sad about the discontinued soap operas, the torn down foamcore mansion sets, the ne’er to be revived clan wars, the romances torn from the talons of tragedy.

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Between 3:04 & 4:40 PM you can put your hand against any window & a wistful piano song will play.

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Replying to @theprophetpizza: The purse is Rudy’s.... an unreleased Vuitton prototype

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Quoted @tomgara

A note to followers: this account will, for the foreseeable future, be devoted exclusively to analysis of this incredible new photo of Rudy Giuliani with Lev Parnas, Igor Fruman and a third "unnamed associate"

The purse is Rudy’s.... an unreleased Vuitton prototype

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I like to think this whole conversation was about how exciting, but challenging, sitting is.

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Replying to @benharnett: Tfw they like the original version better.

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Tfw they like the original version better.

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She can't stop talking; "Also, thinking ahead, I'm going to send you the Halliburton order; I'm going to redline the POs." Damn her coming into our safe space, ingratiating herself with her shoes, ruining, ruining.

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She pulled up an Excel spreadsheet. Is still talking. Said "we gave you a C75 for the 5412 mission labels, right?" Those shoes are like the green light at the end of the pier in The Great Gatsby.

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Café. Next to a Spirit Killer (someone who does business on the phone) redeemed only her teal high-top Chuck Taylors.

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I had a glamorous professor say of a painting that it "showed too much the kitchen of its own making" & I have never so strongly agreed with anything I understood less.

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Am I doing this holiday right?

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When you’re a stressball but vain everything looks like a fashion runway.

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Replying to @FeralCrone: Good luck finding a notebook at Target that doesn’t have a high-pressure slogan for achieving greatness on the cover

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Good luck finding a notebook at Target that doesn’t have a high-pressure slogan for achieving greatness on the cover

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That same person will say that tension forms part of the foundation for the discipline & might be really apropos now but nope nope nope to that project from me, MJM.

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Someone will write a plangent essay about how art history provides a flawed & fragile model for how to reconcile luminous works of art created by condemnable artists but it definitely won’t be MJM.

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