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neilhumby

Neil at home ن

A sinner saved by grace 🇬🇧 🇿🇦 Software engineer, taekwondo black belt and general martial arts enthusiast. M0KJV

Joined on 10 March, 2012

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When independent tweets from @songo_doc @IanDunt & @paperghost conspire to entertain.

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Replying to @Luiseach: I’ve been laughing at this for a solid 5 minutes and I’ve zero right as my maiden name is utterly ridiculous https://t.co/w40…

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I’ve been laughing at this for a solid 5 minutes and I’ve zero right as my maiden name is utterly ridiculous

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Replying to @JonJonesSnr: They chose this. Let that sink in.

Devastating @Telegraph report that offers of help with Covid testing by scientific ins…

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Replying to @JonJonesSnr: You know it's time when a BBC news reader can't hide their shock when confronted with the fact that this government have f…

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Replying to @Nandi_Bushell: Heathens by @twentyonepilots! I was inspired to have a go! I think #twentyonepilots are really AWESOME! @joshuadun and @…

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They chose this. Let that sink in.

Devastating @Telegraph report that offers of help with Covid testing by scientific institutions were spurned. This government will never be forgiven for its abject failure on vital tests unless it can now get a grip. #borisout

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You know it's time when a BBC news reader can't hide their shock when confronted with the fact that this government have failed the people of this country. Thirty, that's right thirty. We had the offer of 1000's of ventilators but chose to ignore. Get the F**K out Boris #borisout

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Replying to @STU_ACTOR: This is Toby he is now working from home...

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Replying to @songo_doc: Sainsbury's staff today - lovely and friendly and careful. I know this has already been said but can we re-evaluate 'low pa…

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Sainsbury's staff today - lovely and friendly and careful. I know this has already been said but can we re-evaluate 'low paid' positions such as these after this blows over? So incredibly grateful to all the people keeping the world turning. ❤️

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This is Toby he is now working from home...

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Replying to @putasinghonit: IM SCREAMIN. this girl put too much pepper on her egg and thought the best way to remove it was using a hoover.. https:/…

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IM SCREAMIN. this girl put too much pepper on her egg and thought the best way to remove it was using a hoover..

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Replying to @MartinBelam: Such a brilliant opening paragraph to this and then it just gets better and better

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Such a brilliant opening paragraph to this and then it just gets better and better

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Replying to @kvlly:

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Replying to @yoshi_sudarso: Lol so I totally posted the wrong video earlier haha. Here's my frog backflip burpees from today's workout 😁😅🐸 https://t…

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Quoted @gurpreetdhillon

Currently in Punjab, India if you break the government imposed curfew the police is forcing you to do squats while chanting "We are enemies of society. We cannot sit at home". #Covid19India #COVID19

Replying to @BruceCGordon: @neilhumby

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Massive side-eye to @sainsburys @Tesco @Morrisons @marksandspencer @waitrose and @IcelandFoods. Little old @PicknPay just blew your social responsibility efforts out of the water, and threw some great musicians a bone while doing so.



#dontpanicbuy

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Replying to @Jaynesharp: Missing your spin class? My husband is running his own ‘bin class’.
It’s less Joe Wicks & more Joe Dicks
(We love you @theb

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Missing your spin class? My husband is running his own ‘bin class’.
It’s less Joe Wicks & more Joe Dicks
(We love you @thebodycoach)

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Lol so I totally posted the wrong video earlier haha. Here's my frog backflip burpees from today's workout 😁😅🐸

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Replying to @theveindoc: Mummy’s cooking

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Mummy’s cooking

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Replying to @danhett: just had to shout the following at my kids:

FOR THE LAST TIME

NOBODY

IS DOING

THE PEOPLE'S ELBOW

ON ANYONE

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just had to shout the following at my kids:

FOR THE LAST TIME

NOBODY

IS DOING

THE PEOPLE'S ELBOW

ON ANYONE

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Replying to @drphiliplee1: The Chinese have an expression, 全民皆兵. It means "Every civilian is a soldier"

We are now at that stage of the fight again…

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The Chinese have an expression, 全民皆兵. It means "Every civilian is a soldier"

We are now at that stage of the fight against #COVID19 Worldwide.

You don't have to be a healthcare professional to do your part though.

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Replying to @TheCutePlug: Since the Shedd Aquarium is empty, the trainers took the penguins for a tour

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Since the Shedd Aquarium is empty, the trainers took the penguins for a tour

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Replying to @daraobriain: It surely wouldn’t be impossible to make all football clubs play out the fixtures on FIFA 20, with the players playing as…

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It surely wouldn’t be impossible to make all football clubs play out the fixtures on FIFA 20, with the players playing as themselves? A: it’s what they are all doing anyway, and B: We’d watch. Jesus, give us something to watch.

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