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petesegall

pete segall

swift and changeable | fiction in @_conjunctions @bennreview @thearkint @joylandmagazine @therupturemag et al

Chicago

Joined on 31 July, 2009

http://www.petesegall.com

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Quoted @lachristensen

Dm me for the 10 worst

this is an a+ tweet

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pls everyone let’s keep an eye out for each other

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Replying to @NewDirections: "Don't hate me."—Laszlo Krasznahorkai to his fellow finalists for the 2019 @nationalbook for Translated Literature https…

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"Don't hate me."—Laszlo Krasznahorkai to his fellow finalists for the 2019 @nationalbook for Translated Literature

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Replying to @TheOnion: ‘Frozen 2’ Creators Confirm That Elsa Gay But Also Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminist https://t.co/n…

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‘Frozen 2’ Creators Confirm That Elsa Gay But Also Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminist

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Replying to @brianklaas: This rugby interview is one of the best sports interviews I’ve seen, as it keeps getting delightfully weirder as it goes on…

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This rugby interview is one of the best sports interviews I’ve seen, as it keeps getting delightfully weirder as it goes on.

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hell no

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Quoted @chicagobulls

Introducing this season’s City Edition uniforms, inspired by the Chicago Flag and the lake and rivers of Chicago.

someone in marketing saw a bootleg he liked on a trip to eastern europe and decided to run with it

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Replying to @maxabelson: Iannucci gets to be president now, that's how it works

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Iannucci gets to be president now, that's how it works

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Quoted @evanmcmurry

Amb. Gordon Sondland: "As a presidential appointee, I followed the directions of the president. We worked with Mr. Giuliani because the president directed us to do so." #ImpeachmentHearings

Replying to @DavidKlion: I’d like to see Ol’ Donny Trump wriggle his way out of THIS jam!

[Trump wriggles out easily]

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I’d like to see Ol’ Donny Trump wriggle his way out of THIS jam!

[Trump wriggles out easily]

Ah, well, nevertheless

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Quoted @SLAMonline

The reason Melo chose No. 00. It's deeper than basketball.

📷: @carmeloanthony / IG

these are the liner notes to a forgettable raekwon cd

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that is a weird homonym gaffe

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Quoted @lachlan

South Dakota taxpayers paid $450k for a new anti-meth PSA campaign. And here's what the state came up with

the human trafficking shirt strikes again

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Replying to @Hivemindist: I'M #TOOFARLEFT BECAUSE I BELIEVE THAT COMMUNISM IS MERELY THE FIRST PHASE OF THE INTEGRATION OF ALL INDIVIDUALS INTO A UN…

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I'M #TOOFARLEFT BECAUSE I BELIEVE THAT COMMUNISM IS MERELY THE FIRST PHASE OF THE INTEGRATION OF ALL INDIVIDUALS INTO A UNITARY METABOLIC STRUCTURE, A SINGLE GLOBE-SPANNING SUPERORGANISM: THE HUMAN HIVE

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Replying to @DarrenMHaynes: 🚨🚨MUST SEE🚨🚨

Colin Kaepernick wears a Kunta Kinte t-shirt as he arrives for his NFL workout in Atlanta.

Kunta Kinte w…

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🚨🚨MUST SEE🚨🚨

Colin Kaepernick wears a Kunta Kinte t-shirt as he arrives for his NFL workout in Atlanta.

Kunta Kinte was an African man who was enslaved & taken to America in the 1700s. He was forced to change his name to Toby after multiple lashes in the movie Roots @wusa9

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Replying to @LLW902: vote YES on more train emojis
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Replying to @SorryMomDotGov: @rgay You do this shit all the time lol

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@rgay You do this shit all the time lol

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Replying to @cushbomb: Issuing a fatwa against a 14 year old girl for calling my YA novel Tears of Vermillion “cringey.” We shall see who is “cringi…

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Replying to @41Strange: Rats sleeping with Teddy Bears
(Photos: Jessica Florence, Ellen van Deelen)

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Rats sleeping with Teddy Bears
(Photos: Jessica Florence, Ellen van Deelen)

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Issuing a fatwa against a 14 year old girl for calling my YA novel Tears of Vermillion “cringey.” We shall see who is “cringing,” Ashlyn Roberts of St Paul, Minnesota, when your fucking house is on fire.

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